The Mayor is on your side. Peeps ARE Manna from Heaven!!
Living in the High Desert as we did, we discovered the ultimate machine for the creation of STALE Peeps. Just put them on the dashboard of your car. As you drive the area the solar-powered Stale-Peep Machine does the job for you in an hour or so (sunlight). Nothing better than a Sun-dried Peep and sound it makes when it's little head snaps off when you bite it!
Top of the list in the PEEP PECKING ORDER are Pink Bunnies. Then comes the Yellow Chickies. The White ones don't have the exotic spices of the Pinks and Yellows. The Santa's are an off-season mutation and marketing ploy. The new Purple ones are the worst of them all (the McDonalds of the Peep realm).
Ears first, then heads, then the remaining body parts... there is a accepted order for the devouring of Peeps. Any other sequence is considered uncouth!