Originally posted by seafarer john
Somebody please finish this little joke:
The President and the Prime Minister walk into a BBQ joint....
Departing from the Prime Minister and dinner, we shall move to breakfast at the White House instead..
(Just got this today)
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.""And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" she asks Bush. George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?""Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you'veonly been in your second term of office for a year! ''As the waitress storms away,Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers. "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"