It's the seven hours for church part that bothers me.
Hahaha We use to spend 3 or so hours in the morning and 3 or so hours in the evening at Church. The or so is because you never knew when the preacher was gonna run out of steam and he usually really got into it. He was my grandfather :-)
That is of course excluding the days we had dinner on the grounds, or revivals, or a singing, a dunking (baptism) or a feet washing. There were many Sundays when we spent all day there.