Okay, fess up. Some Roadfooders were eating at the picnic tables behind the Clam Box around 8:30 p.m. last Sunday. I know this because two of you were very excited that the other two were eating there for the first time and you had detailed instructions on how to handle the tartar sauce and lemon juice. Further proof: one of you was driving a red pickup with a Polly's Pancake Parlor bumpersticker.
So who was it?
And what on earth was the phrase "twin female genitalia cap" that one of the women shouted at one point all about?