This may be grasping at straws, but
I noticed that in the BBQ forum, JensShelbyGT announces the Paducah (KY) BBQ On the River coming up next weekend (9/23-9/26). Paducah is less than 40 miles from Kuttawa. The website that is given in the post has a list of the participants: http://www.bbqontheriver.org/participant06.htm
You might try contacting either the phone number for the tournament (270-559-7330) or even attend the contest to see if any of the participants would be willing to roast your pig for you.