I have a fried who lives nearby. Can't wait to check it out.
(I mean friend ... Freudian slip I guess.)
My uncle, then brand new in the pubic relations/fundraising business, had, as his first professional assignment, the duty of preparing and sending out a fundraising letter. When it came back from the printers, he was horrified to find out that they all began, "Dear Fiend".
His boss did not have as much of a sense of humor as he had hoped.