Last Week I was watching a late- late night episode of "Criminal Minds" (If anyone disses Hotch, You are DEAD to me)
And a commercial for ADT (We're home, even when you're not) came on.
Nice, I thought, and proceeded to go double check all the windows and doors.
The VERY next commercial was for "DREAM LIGHTS" The somewhat animal shaped pillows that emit amazing bright stars onto your child's (?!) ceiling.
" Is your child afraid of the DARK?!" " Get DREAM LIGHTS!!!"