Craigslist kills me

Filet Mignon
2013/04/30 20:30:33
Some of the ads on Craigslist are something else, this one was listed in the free section. I saw one a few weeks ago for free grass, the guy
 had the grass in the back of his shed for sale...........and today I see this one
Pile of branches and leaves
I have a pile of branches, sticks, twigs, and 3 bags of leaves that I need gone, I am having a baby shower on the 11th and need the outside looking good before the guests arrive. Feel free to come by and pick it all up. Good to burn in a pit or whatever else you want to do with then. They are all on the side of my house.

Russ Jackson
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Craigslist kills me 2013/05/01 09:37:36
Re:Craigslist kills me 2013/05/01 09:41:37
Hey, I should do that. I have two huge piles of branches, sticks and twigs. The leaves I can leave out. I blow them into the woods.
Re:Craigslist kills me 2013/05/01 13:08:56
How about this:
FREE branches, sticks, twigs, leaves.  Will throw in one cat and one curmudgeon in trade for a 50' Hatteras.
What a deal!
Re:Craigslist kills me 2013/05/01 13:57:16
Twin diesel?
Junior Burger
Re:Craigslist kills me 2013/05/03 10:31:18
You should check out the missed connections section- there are always the most hilariously dramatic tales of love at first sight!