Ort.'s got a radio program!
Yup, I really do. It's Ort.'s Oldies Radio Problem, and airs Saturdays from 9:00 P. M. until 11 on WUOG (90.5) in Athens. The station streams online, so those of you who are in, say, Cucumber, West Virginia, can listen in to my prattle.
I do not make a habit of playing major hit records. That wouldn't be any fun.
Listen in if the spirit strikes you. Be forewarned.
Wholeheartedly, Ort. Carlton in Ever-Amazing Athens.